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2023

17

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about the header bikini picture, because it’s a little too cartoony and terrifying. The bastardization of fat chicks by sucking the fat out of their stomachs and applying it to their fat asses disturb me. It’s some clown looking insanity that is not very human…

HOWEVER, I will not let that throw me off when it comes to girls being shameless in their bikinis, wanting that clout and attention that the bikini wearing gets.

The bikini pic is basically the foundation of the internet, definitely of social media and when the CIA was building this thing out, they knew how half retarded our half retard brains are, that we’d turn into babbling titty loving idiots drooling over bitches in bikinis, which just lures other bitches to get into bikinis, until we’ve seen so many bikinis, we end up gay.

It’s a conspiracy bro…..and here’s a random compilation of random bitches in random swimsuits that aren’t so much for the fashionable learning about trends, but more for the dude into staring at half naked chicks in swimsuits since they haven’t turned us gay YET….


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