In a cold dark world, especially when going into the perpetual winter of Canada, where being a hermit who doesn’t see the light of day, buried in your off grid hobbit hole trying to stay warm until your creepy ass can emerge from the deep freeze, to creep on girls in their ever more revealing outfits as fashion and pornography merge more and mre….

The only way to entertain yourself through that survival is starting at pictures and videos of bitches in bikinis or swimsuits because they chose a better way of life than your frozen ass, knowing that one day in the next 7-9 months, you’ll be able to creep on bikini and swimsuits in person again….unless of course you finally succumb to the scurvy or whatever else those colonialists died of when taking the land from the indians….

You are an explorer and this is your inspiration for your future exploring….when the sun comes back out again…

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